Hyenas on Leashes
These hyenas belong to
African debt collectors.

A Hyena can Eat a Man in 11 Minutes

Monday August 14, 2006

Walkies.
Walkies.

A single hyena is capable of devouring an entire adult human in 11 minutes (or less). Not just the meat, but the skeleton and everything else. Several hyenas working together can destroy a person in under a minute.

Nigerian debt collectors capture wild hyenas and bring them around as they collect money. Locals know how quickly a hyena can eat a person and this is part of the reason why Nigerian debt collectors have the highest rate of return per capita of any debt collectors internationally. The debt collectors also capture baboons. They train the baboons to throw feces with unparalled accuracy. This is usually the first warning. There is no second warning.