BitTorrent is France's Joke on America

Thursday August 10, 2006

BitTorrent is a popular Peer to Peer file sharing service. This means that users are able to download from other users and not from a central server. We at the Real Truth support BitTorrent because it takes power out of the hands of the few (THEM) and putting it in the hands of many (US). The citizens of our great nation have access to free movies and THEY can’t do anything about it.

What you may not know is BitTorrent was developed by the French. Yes, those French. Usually we have a strict “No Foreigners” policy when it comes to everything. We make the exception for BitTorrent because it helps us to liberate media and take power away from the conglomerate mega coroporations who are even worse than foreigners. The French know that we hate Viacom more than we hate them, so they’ve taken the opportunity to play a practical joke on us.

In French, BitTorrent actually means “Stream of Dicks”.

  • Bite = French slang for penis
  • Torrent = stream

That’s right, every time you download a file with BitTorrent, the French are guffawing, calling you a dick streamer.