Trans-Texas Corridor:
a vein to drain the life out
of the United States

Highway to Hell

Saturday February 24, 2007

Those Texas Tycoons are at it again! They seek to build a super highway connecting Mexico, through these United States, to Canada. While, that may sound as innocent as a baby boy, there’s more to this story. You won’t hear George W talking about this heinous highway any time soon, but you can bet your balls that he is involved. This false freeway represents yet another corporate hand-out for his covetous cronies. This Trans-Texas Corridor as it is deceitfully donned, will allow shipments from China and other sweat-shop saturated countries in Asia to enter North America through Mexico.

If all goes according to these neo-robber baron’s plans, the people making the goods, the people shipping the goods, AND the people trucking the goods will all be living painfully below the poverty line. And to add insult to injury, it will put honest, hardworking Americans in the Longshoreman’s Union and the Teamster’s Union out of work. All the while, the savings are pocketed by the fat cats, and not passed on to you.

This plan has been underway for many months, as some of you already know. What you definitely don’t know is that the project has moved swiftly beyond the planning stages and the propaganda is flowing like mud in the Mississippi. We have reports coming in from Fort Worth, Texas — the heart of the beast, no less — that billboards are going up along the highways shamelessly shilling for the Trans-Texas corridor. The time is now to stop this diabolical corporate machine in its tracks, call your senators today, sign the petition now!

Sign the Petition, Stop the Greed!

Confirmed sighting

Monday January 8, 2007

GRAND JUNCTION, COLORADO

Thanks to Cornelius Cherry for submitting this one.

Q: If a Tree Falls in the Forest, and No One is Around to Hear It, Does It Make a Sound?

Wednesday September 13, 2006

A: Tetris.

Few people know that Alexey Pazhitnov invented Tetris as the solution to this ancient Koan (a Zen Buddhist riddle). Now you know.

These hyenas belong to
African debt collectors.

A Hyena can Eat a Man in 11 Minutes

Monday August 14, 2006

Walkies.

A single hyena is capable of devouring an entire adult human in 11 minutes (or less). Not just the meat, but the skeleton and everything else. Several hyenas working together can destroy a person in under a minute.

Nigerian debt collectors capture wild hyenas and bring them around as they collect money. Locals know how quickly a hyena can eat a person and this is part of the reason why Nigerian debt collectors have the highest rate of return per capita of any debt collectors internationally. The debt collectors also capture baboons. They train the baboons to throw feces with unparalled accuracy. This is usually the first warning. There is no second warning.

BitTorrent is France's Joke on America

Thursday August 10, 2006

BitTorrent is a popular Peer to Peer file sharing service. This means that users are able to download from other users and not from a central server. We at the Real Truth support BitTorrent because it takes power out of the hands of the few (THEM) and putting it in the hands of many (US). The citizens of our great nation have access to free movies and THEY can’t do anything about it.

What you may not know is BitTorrent was developed by the French. Yes, those French. Usually we have a strict “No Foreigners” policy when it comes to everything. We make the exception for BitTorrent because it helps us to liberate media and take power away from the conglomerate mega coroporations who are even worse than foreigners. The French know that we hate Viacom more than we hate them, so they’ve taken the opportunity to play a practical joke on us.

In French, BitTorrent actually means “Stream of Dicks”.

• Bite = French slang for penis
• Torrent = stream

That’s right, every time you download a file with BitTorrent, the French are guffawing, calling you a dick streamer.