This woman, Sandy Herold

was having sex with this chimp, named Travis.

Her friend, Charla Nash, came over and interrupted the coitus.

Travis doesn’t take any shit; he ate Charla’s face and hands off.

The police shot Travis dead, and now neither Sandy nor Charla have a reason to live.

Moral of the story: Avoid women that have sex with chimps.

And Oprah’s getting fat again, too. There is no bright side to this story.