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Updated Saturday March 11, 2017
Ancient Egyptians hate him Founding member of The Real Truth, and one of the world's foremost experts on Egyptian secrets, Ian Vanek is touring the mid-west with his band, Howardian. April 7-14, 2017. Learn the one weird trick to everlasting life.
Sensodyne Extra Fresh Lies Secret plot between the American Dental Association and pharmaceutical conglomerate GSK to withhold the NovaMin, the tooth-repairing wonderdrug, from the US consumer.
Teacher avoids prison in affair with student by marrying him Nice.
Got diarrhea? Try a fecal transplant. What's not to like about an enema full of someone else's shit?
Scientist plans to catch Bigfoot with remote-control blimp If you believe in Big Foot, why would you want to expose his secrets? Seems like a dick move towards a creature who has successfully evaded humans for hundreds of years.
Almost All Homemade Pornography Ends Up Online, Study Finds If you upload it, they will cum.
Porn industry supports Obama "The porn industry is flourishing because the Obama administration has given it a green light to distribute hardcore porn to every man, woman, and child in America." –Patrick Trueman, president of Morality in Media
Schwarzenegger has bastard son with his maid Arnold forgot the first rule of affairs: always pull out. Now he's got a bastard son.
Osama bin Jerkin' Osama's "extensive" porn stash reveled.
Osama bin Smokin' High-strength marijuana plants have been found just yards from the luxury home of slain terror chief Osama Bin Laden.