LeVar Burton Could Be Dead

Monday July 9, 2007


Czech National Theater Director Tells Masterbater to Fuck Off

Monday June 18, 2007

“I designed a sculpture of a masturbating giant. The giant was supposed to decorate the top of the National Theatre, and there was supposed to be water shooting from his penis every now and then. The theatre director was such a coward that he gave up the project,” Cerny said.

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"Going green" goes for the throat: Dog Attacks Deforester

Sunday May 27, 2007

In a story complete with an imaginary naked man riding a moped, a child pornographer, and a police officer threatening a Meals-on-Wheels volunteer at gunpoint, I can only leave it up to our newest correspondent, William N. Grigg, to uncover the truth.

Deke latched onto [Rogers] and in the struggle bit him several times on the hand, back, neck and face while three officers beat him.

Soda Ruins Lives

Sunday May 27, 2007

Little known fact: soda was invented in China and stolen by Marco Polo for the Italians. His famous book, Travels, talked about the Chinese drinking a “bubbling crude”, but also was full of lies like birds that were large enough to lift elephants. The Italians wanted credit for inventing soda, so they encouraged the rumor that Marco Polo was a heretic homosexual. Just 2 years ago, archaeologists uncovered ancient Chinese teeth, rotten from soda, that have given credibility to Polo’s claim.

What flavor was the first soda? Opium.

Widely grown fact: Japanese scientists invented High Fructose Corn Syrup (HFCS) as a highly potent weight gainer for Sumo Wrestlers.


Cyberbullies scare schoolgirls into stripping online

Thursday March 29, 2007

The multi-national mega news conglomerates occasionally post a story worth covering and we make sure you know about it when they do. Don’t believe the lies, believe The Real Truth.

http://news.zdnet.com/2100-9588_22-6171574.html


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